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This is Neela, my best friend’s girlfriend. He’s out of town for a week and we made plans to hang out. I honestly never planned for things to get this far, and having drinks was her idea, but the breast expansion and mind shrinking pills were definite
spankaway: mxxr86: spankaway: Sometimes I’m just too lazy and then this happens… And nobody can blame me for having shaky hands, dammit. She should be bound…… But… then I don’t get to be lazy! I’m an old man, you know.
This was a fun week with these guys! Happy I got to meet them. And then get wasted with them this past weekend
bunnyrots:watching porn is just “wow i wish i looked like her” and then not getting off bc you’re crying about your body
frecklesfanatic: So I made some Drawings of @mcsweezy s unnamed reverse Trap OC . Why? Because reverse Traps are awesome and dont get enough love. she just wants to be pretty, too bad pretty clothes are expensive
and then i made this comic
i couldnt get her nose right and then laughed to near exhaustion at the thought of pearl shape shifting it away so she wouldn’t poke baby steven’s eyes out when she gave him kissus
fini-mun: squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world
*Goes into ultimate cleaning mode for 5 minutes then get distracted and lays down for an hour*This is why I get nothing done
When ppl follow you without taking the time to look at your blog first just because u reblogged something from them and then after when they see ur blog they unfollow. -_-
thecooingdove: factsinallcaps: HARRIET TUBMAN ESCAPED FROM SLAVERY AND THEN WENT BACK TO GET OTHERS. LIKE, I KNOW YOU KNOW WHO HARRIET TUBMAN IS AND THAT SHE DID THAT, BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE THAT IN FOR A SECOND. HARRIET TUBMAN WAS HELD CAPTIVE
osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.
saladsaladnovski: exit152: jimbowned: exit152: if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise I’ll take “things people who
bloodyxbaroness:downlo:This excellent visual representation of that old scam, “trickle down economics”, has been all over Twitter recently. And then the glass on top gets too big and too full and all the other little glasses below it break and then
This will be a safe space non sexual story time with Mommy Sadie and a group of other “Littles” we will have some little activities and then get everyone all tucked in and comfy and then have a story to get you ready for sweet dreams. If you would
Then he does this thing where he makes the conscious decision on his own to turn and wrap around me without me asking or saying a word and it just makes me feel so happy and wanted and flustered 😍
Today at Yaoicon a nice lady told me she flew 4 hours to come to the con and then gave me a gift bag, which I didn’t get a chance to really look at just then and kind of set aside, until later, when I discovered that omg this is hella nice stuff
fun-mbti-analysis: MBTI Types In A Wedding requested by silverandgenius INFJ: It’s so interesting to me, how we decide to make this bond for life. This couple reminds me of my OTP. I wonder if I’ll be like my OTP someday. ENFJ: “Everyone, gather
sirskullreed: captain-of-the-anime-corps: Three types of anime One Two: Three: And then there’s the in-between where they SEEM like one type: but they’re not And they seem so kawaii and moe but then Or it seems dark but it’s
unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"
quikslvr: #this beautiful baby nerd; i love HIM SO MUCH #i immediately identified him as a problem #this is a boy who wants to do the right thing; who does the right thing #and then gets super hyper protective about the people around him #he wants
officialcommanderlexa: my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months
loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that much w mental health stuff is just like. how easily it can come back. One day I’m really doing ok and not even thinking bad stuff and then one terrible thing can happen the next day and I
gay-lawyer: imagine an alien getting all their knowledge about earth from the internet, specifically weird fetish sites and places like deviantart, and thinking that’s perfectly normal earth culture and then coming to earth and being so disappointed
charmsandpandas: in the middle school i always compliment the kids when they have stuff like this on sometimes i get this suspicious look like do you like the design or do you know thing
prettyeyelashmob: I feel like Santana gets no appreciation. Yeah, like, canonically Santana’s only appearance was tripping shamefully and then getting whopped, but have you considered a tiny Santana playing dress-up?
pwnyta: …IDK Dumb RhFe doodle comic because I wanted Rhodey and Tony to hold hands again… and then kiss.. then Rhodey getting embarrassed for getting caught up in Tony and forgetting other people are there. Just like a lot of fluff.Public
{x} Guise, GUISE HAY GUISE!I. Am. Fucking. BRILLIANT!I just kept browsing the tag for a while and then I started thinking while looking at N’s hair. “Y'know… I’ve seen this… Somewhere… A lot… A ton…
Each time you say “Where is X” / “How is X” / “why aren’t you drawing X” it makes me want to draw “X” less and less. Also don’t send a request and then moments later send the very same request
averagebare: one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone
maria-ruta: golden-spider-duck: “I’m gonna get the wedding dress .. then I’m gonna have a baby and then I’m gonna die. And then I’m going to meet a super cute guy in heaven!” — (In the imortal words of) Liz Lemon this comics makes
*haunting piano intro*(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it ends a long hiatus(Turn around)Every now and then we get another new episode and it kicks off another Stevenbomb (Turn around)Every now and then we get another
(Turn around)Every now and then we get a little bit restlessJust waitin’ for a new episode to air(Turn around)Every now and then we feel a little bit helplessHavin’ to wait through all those hiatuses(Turn around)Every now and then we get a
Oh my goddess, I think I need this book ^_^
gaysociallink: hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands
multipack: do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
pacaprincess: Okay so we definitely let out the angst feels when the Minao drama CD summary came out. But now we can focus on the sweet, fluffy things, right? Like the fact that we’re gonna get to hear Aoba and Mink living together more. We get more
tfw a genji’s been following u for an entire fucking minute and ur team doesn’t help u Feels Good
coolguyfrenchfry: xstitchrobo: yesthisisaaron: You know how some pro artists post ‘sketches’ that look like finished work and then you hate them but then they like your dolphin sketches and so you love them? Yeah. I love this comic. @sasgalula
lesbiangaara: the biggest problem with pacing in steven universe has nothing to do with the writers at all but entirely to do with cartoon network’s awful scheduling. when you don’t get any new episodes for weeks or months at a time, and then 5 in
guyrim: dezeen: The “first man-made biological leaf” could enable humans to colonise space» if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
katara:U ever see a hot white boy and then realize he looks just like this other white boy who looks like that one white boy and then get bored of them because they all look alike
painislove2: I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. This is why I don’t do rum anymore
saturnineaqua: trixibelle: velvetcyborg: thescienceofjohnlock: connyhascontrol: so this guy followed me yesterday after I posted some selfies and then this happened. At first I just wanted to say ‘anyway men are awful’ but I figured I might help
I get real excited and then I get real annoyed. Y'all are also illiterate!
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chroniclesofpanem: my biggest problem with watching tv shows is when a character orders a meal and then eats only a few bites of it and then gets so distracted by the conflict that’s happening in the show that they leave the meal just there like bro
derilluminat: thinkveganworld: blackfairypresident: you cant eat chicken and then get upset because someone eats dog its literally the exact same thing except you have an emotional attachment to dogs Fact. This.
sizvideos: A homeless dog living in a trash pile gets rescued, and then does something amazing! - Video
seppin: When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them
queefymanelaflare: hey guys i saw a porn gifington and my mcmeatery got a thorough bonerooski NYELLO!!! then i commented on it with some goobery like “yea do it for father” because im a BIG geek
guy-with-an-iphone: theinturnetexplorer: Man documents the one he let get away. I WAS HAPPY AND THEN I GOT SAD
suprchnk: girls never let you look at their face for a long time. it’s always “why are you looking at me like that?” cause you have a nice face that i enjoy looking at. then they wanna hide it, like what are you doing? this is not how this is
eeeeee so, those adoptables im doing? i just finished the weebly website with all the info and picture guides and yadda yaddai just gotta now make a pixel icon for the DA group and then i can get rolling on making my first batch for auction, im excited
alltime-fallout: rlmjob: unclefather: I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? your kik haha and then what? ;)
dream-and-slash: Have you ever had those moments of reading multiple fics at once then getting confused about events that have happened or haven’t happened and it takes you a while to align the universe?
I just have to push through the next 48hrs like I havnt only slept 6hrs in the last 4days and my whole body hurts and I’m getting fucking sick. Sunday night is my Friday and then I’ll get to rest. I got this. ✊
Me: is almost done with the cover I’m doin in Photoshop Me: Starts the saving process which takes forever Me: Realizes right after I hit save that I have a typo and I have to wAIT TILL IF SAVES THE WRONG ONE ND THEN I JAVE TO GO BACK AND SAVE THE
calonarang: Its a fishing lure! Rose loves humans, but does her best not to interact with them for fear of getting attached. So she collects human objects that wash up on the beach, and then bring them back so she and the Crystal Gems can keep up
mahouaho: This cutscene was formative gay media
